Someone once told me that it’s the job of the brain to ignore things. My job is to make sure it can’t.

Let’s go back to the beginning.

It’s 65 million years ago. Dinosaurs awake for the last time as a meteor hurls towards –

(Screw it. We don’t have that much time.)

It’s 1996. I stand silent on the shores of Lake Superior. I am grizzled and weathered by the snow. But what’s one to do? I’m only four, after all.

(You know what? Let’s just jump to present day.)

It’s 2023. I’m a 10+ year radio veteran with a penchant for story. I’ve spent the last five years as the lead copywriter in-house for radio advertising clients. And, as a two-time graduate of the Wizard Academy, I’ve sharpened my quill with some of the best writers on earth.

When I’m not writing compelling content, you can find me spending time with my wife and our two boys, watching sports, or reading giant theology books written by dead people. (Yes, really. I actually have my M.A. in Religion. I’m a blast at parties).