What do you do for fun and what would you be doing if it wasn’t advertising?
Well, I don’t do advertising, but for fun, I like to hang out with friends.
What advice would you give to anyone trying to make it in the marketing world?
No idea, I deal with financials $$$.
It’s Thursday, you’ve got to be at a project in Marrakech, Morocco on Monday. Your flight and hotel are booked; your visa is ready. What are the top five things you do before you leave?
The basics, of course.
- Hang out with my cat.
- Clean my house.
What motivates you and what doesn’t?
Feeling accomplished motivates me. I don’t know what doesn’t.
If you met with a client and that person had his or her arms attached backward, how would you greet him or her?
What is the worst question to ask, or answer, in an interview?
“Tell me why you want this job?” – I need money, duh?
How did people ever get anything done without the existence of websites and Google?
Phone books and encyclopedias.
How does the internet work?
“Magic” – In the best Spongebob impression.
How would you live your life if you had a week to live?
Travel, drink and eat.
What was the last gift you gave someone?
What did you play with as a child?
Barbie’s and Polly Pockets.
Who is your role model, and why?
My momma. She is the strongest person I know.
Where do you find peace?
On the lake or at the ocean.
Would you rather walk backward for the rest of your life, or stub your toe with every step you took? Explain your choice.
Walk backward. You would eventually get used to it, stubbing your toe is one of the most painful things.
How would you live your life if you were going to live forever?
Take time to actually enjoy things. No need to rush anything.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
No. Someone would have got one of those fuckers by now.
If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life what would you choose? Why?
French fries. They are delicious, duh.
Out of all the internet fads out there (TikTok Dances, Youtubers, Facebook avatars, etc), which did you hate the most?
TikTok in general.
Would you rather know without a doubt the purpose and direction of your life or never have to worry about money for the rest of your life?
Never worry about money. I feel like the purpose or direction wouldn’t matter if you had money to do whatever you wanted.